Los Cipreses - 16090 Ciudad de México

Pésimo lugar! El lugar prometía bastante pues está muy bonito, tiene mesas en lugar cerrado y abierto, el lugar está limpio grande y los baños también muy bien. Sin embargo el servicio, la comida PÉSIMOS. Los precios están caros y aunque la comida está regular, no vale lo que cuesta. Tienen desayunos muy simples que solo incluyen café (horrible por cierto) si quieres jugo es aparte, nosotros pedimos dos jugos y la verdad muy ricos por eso mismo pedimos un tercer y la sorpresa fue que sobro un poco de los anteriores que hicieron y le pusieron pura agua, el último jugo sabia horrible. Tienen mucha gente en la cocina y aunque eramos muy pocos comensales en el lugar se tardaron mucho y se gritaban bastante, se notan que están muy mal organizados. De verdad mejor vayan al embarcadero a comer gastaran mucho menos y comerán mucho mejor. PD cobran 5% de comisión si pagas con tarjeta

Restaurante de comida Mexicana tradicional, frente al embarcadero de Xochimilco. Amplios espacios con excelente ventilación, medidas sanitarias básicas, menú muy variado, costos accesibles. Personal muy atento y amable. La comida con muy buen sazón y bien servida.

El restaurante se encuentra en un lugar privilegiado. Y la verdad considero que está desaprovechado. El menú es algo variado pero ninguno de los platillos probados sobresale de alguna forma. Pedí una sopa de tortilla y no traía aguacate ni chile ni chicharrón. Después en otra mesa observé que pusieron lo mismo y ahí si llevaba completos los ingredientes. (me los llevaron después de que un familiar hizo la observación a la mesera pero pues como que ya no cuenta ya que estaba por terminar la sopa) Los tacos de bistec tampoco estaban buenos y los tacos dorados tampoco. Es un desperdicio ya que deben llegar muchos extranjeros y tal vez se hacen una idea equivocada sobre la gastronomía de nuestro país. Creo que el sazón tiene mucho por mejorar.

El lugar super agusto, la comida deliciosa... Nótese hasta la presentación... Precio: super accesible. Atención como pocas, muy amables!! Es un si o si, si están por los rumbos. ????

Nice

If your super hungry and can't wait to get back to CDMX....maybe you might want to eat here.

A decent restaurant, nothing very special. The quesadillas were dobladas not bad but you should not call them quesadillas if they are dobladas..They had a cute patio with a chicken and a little fountain. The chicken meat however was overcooked in multiple dishes. We were rushed out, I know it's a Mexican thing to quickly remove all dishes and bottles from the tables as soon as possible, but this took it to the extreme. The waiter made a few mistakes but it wasn't the end of the world. Overall it's a decent restaurant like I said, but there are definitely better places to go if you're looking for a nice place to eat after your Xochimilco ride.

TL;DR: disgrace of a place that charged 29 dollars for cold disgusting food. Eat somewhere else!!! A disgrace to Xochimilco and all the hard workers in the area!!! Keep in mind I have absolutely 0 problem eating street food or at small hole in the wall restaurants and I can’t even remember the last time I had a problem with a restaurant let alone wrote a negative review. I am no Gordon Ramsay food critic either. I am a very passive individual when it comes to food as long as it tastes decent. This is my mother’s first time having such a horrible experience in a Mexico restaurant when you assume every place tries their best to attract business. Not this place. It is positioned in a very touristic location and from the outside it looks nice. They have signs up saying “clean bathrooms” yada yada yada (by the way no paper towels or soap in the bathroom). I made the grave mistake of not reading reviews before deciding to eat here. I should have listened and I urge you to listen too. This entire meal costed us $29 dollars in American dollars. In the beginning everything was alright. We had a “touristic” menu of 3-4 different selections. The room temperature chicken soup came out and mine was missing zucchini like my moms had. It was also missing chicken. All it was rice, carrot chunks, and a ton of water. they take it back and add the zucchini. Still room temperature. We don’t complain and just write it off as bad soup. Fine we wait for the rest. Then my salad comes out. Probably the better portion of the meal. Lettuce was old but carrots were crunchy. My moms got rice that tasted like it was rewarmed. Bland and hard!!! I start complaining to my mom that these are giving me a really bad impression of the place. Then our chicken quesadilla comes out and the tortilla is literally cold. I’m not exaggerating this at all. They take it back and put it in a warm tortilla. Fine they fixed this problem. Then our entree come out. The first time again the chicken and the rest was hard and warm. We complain and they take it back. They bring it out again and it’s THE EXACT SAME TEMPERATURE. They didn’t do anything to it at all. This place is a complete disgrace to Mexican cuisine and I cannot believe it is open. When you spend 29 hard earned dollars you expect to eat halfway quality food. And after all our complains and us leaving the food as it is shown in the pictures they still had the nerve to charge full price. This is a complete disgrace trying to take advantage of their location and offering cold disgusting food. Please choose somewhere else to eat. They had some kind of event going on in the background. Host your events elsewhere. Complete disgrace. And the thought of having spent so much for nasty food kind of ruined the rest of the day since we couldn’t stop thinking about how we got ripped off. It just makes you mad when you get taken advantage of like this. They charge American prices for food nobody should even pay for, let alone 29 dollars. Please go somewhere else. I have warned you.